im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now
UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend
straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013
"Don’t you think he’s attractive?"
"I mean, I don’t know. I’m not into guys."
THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU OKAY.
It’s like straight dudes can only give a compliment when they expect sex out of it or something OH WAIT.